Alexandra Mayers aka Monica Foster commentary: As many of you are aware, Donald Carlos Seoane aka Donny Long of Pornwikileaks can no longer return to the United States of America due to his committing the crime of identity theft – but that’s not his only problem….
It seems that Donald can no longer maintain an erection.
This afternoon I decided to watch Donald’s live webcam show that he constantly brags about on his twitter accounts and all over the porn industry forums – and to my surprise it was actually rather comical…
It turns out that Donald’s constant boasting about how his shows are oh so hot and exciting, that his dick is so big and that he’s such a great performer is blatant FALSE ADVERTISING. Donald’s webcam show is basically no more than an x-rated after school special about a guy realizing he’s actually gay when he gets into bed with a cute girl and his dick doesn’t work.
The girls that he has on the show with him look bored as can be and actually seem to smirk at the fact that Donald is unable to get hard. If Donald’s body was still in prime condition, that could possibly be his saving grace, BUT unfortunately he’s clearly out of shape (you’d think he’d do at least a sit up here and there to at least look presentable on webcam) and his pasty white skin just adds to the show’s lack of appeal.
Maybe several years ago Donald could hold it together, but those days are LONG gone… It’s time for Donald to stop performing and step behind the scenes for good. Honestly, I think Donald would make far more money with his webcam shows if he remained off camera completely and simply told the girls to play with each other and a few toys.
Now I understand why Donald is so angry… he can no longer do the only thing he was ever any good at.